I went to visit my nana yesterday, she looks so so frail and it hurts to see her that way but she still makes me laugh..
Nana: (whilst talking about me being gay) My old friend who's a district nurse, told me that years ago many babies were born with both genitailia.....and that they would take the baby away and cut off the easiest part...or whatever...and the parents would never know, they could be raising a boy but really that had a girl.....
(M, my sister pissing herself laughing)
ME: well..nana...I dont have any scars......
Nana: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???? the scar would have faded by now!!! (then mutters
Thats why....there's so many confused people in the world...
(M STILL pissing herself laughing!!!)
Anyway, later on we got in the car and M was still laughing about it, and repeated the conversation to my mother who had missed it- my mother laughing confirmed that as soon as i was popped out i was placed in her arms- i'm ALL woman!!!! a gay one yes, but all woman!! and def not feeling no confusion!!
Ohhhh I've had my birthday!!! Thank you for all the lovely cards and gifts 
gonna be 30 next year - what an achievement! Me mum and R went to see Calendar girls in the theatre, they actually got naked on stage!! but it was done tastefully and it was brilliantly funny! also during the day, me and R went to see a clairvoyant who tuned in to my grandfather who ive never met, and said we both felt cheated when he passed away (because we didnt meet) but he's looking out for me and my great-grandmother from my mums side who said she loves me to bits and is really proud..she also said to stay focused on my uni work and aim for my passion, and she said i am psychic and have the ability to tune in also. I came out feeling satisfied, loved, motivated and damn good! 
A few months back, me and R were bored and hungry and decided to go out for food...we walked to the local bar, had a drink and looked at the menu, it seemed overpriced...like an upper-class pub meal, anyway, we decided to try the italian down the road instead....it looks small from the outside, nothing special... so we walked in, they took our coats, sat us at our table, brought over a tray of sea food, then a bowl of meatballs etc, it was really posh!!! R picked up the menu only to see that we hadnt brought enough money to even afford a starter on the menu!!!! the shame....
we had to ask for our coats back and walk out...we havent braved it back yet cuz the meatballs looked good!! needless to say we ended up back at the bar!!
Today is mothers day, me M and N are taking mum to an indian, a nice one. im hoping R will come but shes on her way back from blackpool andmay not be in the mood 
but M's hubby is coming. I'm really looking forward to it!
My lil bro J has gone to live with his dad, in neath!!! and i miss him, i know it was for the best and he seems happier, I dont even feel like i can go see him tho cuz his dad has been a bit of a twat, ive tried really hard to stay in touch with him, ive stayed neutral but he dont do any giving....must me a man thing...they are too damn lazy to get off their arses and make an effort and end up losing all their families, (a text message is not a relationship!!!!!!!!) in some or even a lot of cases even their own kids- so if ur male and reading this...got kids?? in touch with them???? if not....stop being a twat!! 
Phew....now thats off my chest!!
I've shaved the Dog....her fur as amazingly long, but when i finished i had to give her 2 chewy sticks....the first one for being a good girl and letting me do it, the second one as an apology for all the bald patches ive given her!!!!! her poor tail...backs of her legs, her ear,,,,neck....back.... lol yes i made a mess!! BUT she is cooler in this lovely sunshine....
This game:
http://www.gamescheatcodes.co.uk/bubblebooble.htm
The game i spent hours playing on my amstrad during my childhood!! i was excited to find it!!!!
Right well im off to......im not sure what im off to do yet, but im thinking of walking the dog...or watch tv.....or get dressed or read in the garden.....or summin!!!